How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take?

Have you ever wonder how you would do in a fight against five year olds?

This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight with at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm0cimbatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the grounds rules:
  • You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
  • There are no weapons or foreign objects
  • Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
  • The children are merciless and will show no fear
  • If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

WTH every time I take the survey it sends me to some dating site.

Ghey!

Josh Burcham said...

I know. I had to take it three or four times before it finally gave me my results.